Internet in my dorm was fixed, Ask Dylan will resume as usual
Q:Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Well, horrible anon, I’ve tried. I’ve tried many times and I failed each time, so I figure if I can’t die that must certainly mean I’m still alive for a reason. Or I’m the Highlander.
I seriously cannot believe how often I get this message. Like, if you don’t want me to be alive, don’t look at my blog so that you can think about me. Block me or something. Pretend I really am dead.
Leave me alone. Seriously. You’re an awful person and I deserve my humanity more than you do.
Dylan says some shit about shit
- The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie was fucking garbage, but it was entertaining enough so that I’d probably recommend watching it at least once.
- Wayne Coyne and some other people formed Electric Wurms and I recommend their CD too, I mean if you like noisy psychedelic post-rock and the Flaming Lips
- I’m taking an Art History class that centers around artists who were/are women, people of color, or homosexuals, or all three at once and I’m really stoked on feminism and shit
- I just had my 2nd birthday on the 28th and i’m three followers away from 200 and I might try to do something about it in the near future.
- There’s a really super short review I’m working on that’s not related to Bratz at all and it’s pretty funny and I’ll see if i can find a way to upload it, since I’m looking into fucking dial-up at school (gag me)
And that’s about it.
Q:I love your blog! I love your Bratz movie reviews! I use to freaking worship them as a kid and your reviews are GOLD to me!! Fucking GOLD!! Thank you!!!!
Aw, thanks dude! I love getting messages like this.
Q:After you finish the movie reviews can you do episodes?
I was actually planning on it. I was also tossing the idea around to review other doll-related movies, like Monster High and Barbie. Plus, there’s a review I’m currently working on that’s completely unrelated to Bratz, but it’s a secret so I’m not going to talk about it until I upload it.
Q:when will u be coming back?
I’m gonna go home on weekends. My university is only an hour away from my actual house so I can drive home and use my mother’s laptop to do blog things. My own computer is a desktop and I can’t lug it back and forth.
So I’m home today (Saturday) until Monday. I’ll try and get some shit done for you guys.
I’m going home this weekend and I’ll answer the messages in my inbox then. Until then, I’m going to post a rant about that new Ninja Turtles movie that fucking sucked horse dick.
goodbyedylan- I don’t know who you are or what you’re doing but its making me very unhappy.
My dorm doesn’t have WiFi.
I doubt I’ll be going home much this semester so this means no movie reviews or any of the cool stuff I planned.
So yeah. I’ll still answer asks on my phone and that’s about all I can do.